The magic trick that never ended

Open RP: Saeko

fakedick:

the-dangerous-dolls:

"Ah…I don’t think this shirt will hold my breasts…."

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"Well, of course not, Saeko. This fabric is much too thin and weak to give any form of support and it the stitching you’ve done on it is horrendous. Why don’t you overlay it on some canvas and then accentuate the fabric’s features with some of this beautiful chartreuse you’ve picked out over here?"

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Tim Gunn snapped his fingers.

"Make it work!"

(via enjoy-spot)

project-blackbird:

Emily Vancamp as Sharon Carter in “Captain America: The Winter Soldier”

Here’s an example of what we call a “soft no”. Sharon turns down Steve’s offer in a way that’s meant not to insult him but never actually uses the word “no”.

Steve clearly gets the message, though, and importantly offers to leave her alone. Sharon’s comment afterwards gives him an opportunity to try again later, but he doesn’t press and respects her rejection of his company even though it’s probably hurt his feelings a bit.

Just in case you ever wonder “What would Captain America do?”; there you go.

(Source: reservoir-of-blood, via laundrynstuff)

crimewave420:

sharkverse:

okay, fuck this. like i understand playing this game, it’s the only good sonic game ever. some people like generations but you can’t even see what the hell is going on 10 feet in front of you in that game. This is a good sonic game. I rate it a 7/10 as far as a general game rating and a 10/10 as far as sonic games go. It’s the most functional in the series.

but to get all fucking 180 emblems… is to throw away one’s life into a pit. these aren’t achievements. they’re markers for the decline of human civilization.

I’m not okay with this. I’m just not. Even in metal harbor stage 2 when you have to collect 100 rings and there are only 98 rings in the first 20 percent of the level and you have to gO THROUGH THE WHOLE LEVEL AND IF YOU DON’T GO FAST ENOUGH THEN YOU DON’T GET AN A RANK

FUCK

and then EVERY LEVEL HAS A HARD MODE (STAGE 5) AND YOU NEED TO PLAY EACH AND EVERY ONE AND GET SUB 2 MINUTES

THE LAST BOSS OF THE GAME WAS EASIER THAN THE FIRST AND THE SECOND TO LAST BOSS OF THE GAME WAS SATAN HIMSELF

AS A FUCKING BIO-LIZARD

IN SPACE

fuck that. fuck this game. and fuck this person who’s still playing it after wasting 273 hours of their life.

this is the decline of our society

Brah shut up

(Source: cavebae, via enjoy-spot)

eyehatelawd:

unexplained-events:

Begotten (1990)
If you are looking for an experimental horror film to watch, go for this one if you can stomach it. It re-imagines the story of Genesis. The story opens with a robed, profusely bleeding “God” disemboweling himself, with the act ultimately ending in his death. It’s in black and white and has absolutely no dialogue. The words “experimental horror” are the best way to describe this film.
[X]

This movie fucked me up

eyehatelawd:

unexplained-events:

Begotten (1990)

If you are looking for an experimental horror film to watch, go for this one if you can stomach it. It re-imagines the story of Genesis. The story opens with a robed, profusely bleeding “God” disemboweling himself, with the act ultimately ending in his death. It’s in black and white and has absolutely no dialogue. The words “experimental horror” are the best way to describe this film.

[X]

This movie fucked me up

(via poweredbyoursexdrive)

norisus:

I’ve wanted to do an anime redraw for sometime now ; u ;

(via southpauz)

laugh-addict:

whenever i listen to a song from earlier than like 1995 on youtube and all of the comments are “im 12 and im listening to this lol fuck todays music(:” 

i just

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(Source: averagefairy, via unionhack)

Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean.

Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via we-are-star-stuff)

(Source: unusual-entities, via laundrynstuff)

zerolee:

I don’t know what’s stronger the force of this nigga fist or his eyebrows. Them eyebrows giving him the power. He storing energy in them shits like a spirt bomb. How mad do you have to be to smack a nigga with the front of your fist. Idk what to be more scared of this nigga power or both or their shape ups. My nigga on the right got hit so hard his shape up folded in half and his forehead grew bout 3 ass cracks. My nigga on the left shape up so sharp it’s boutta kiss his eyebrow so tenderly. This shit scary to me. How you smack a nigga so hard your arm grow some lips. This one of those video game punches that make you want to sub a nigga out till he regain health. That man mouth bout to be swole as hell in like 10 seconds. This IS scary

zerolee:

I don’t know what’s stronger the force of this nigga fist or his eyebrows. Them eyebrows giving him the power. He storing energy in them shits like a spirt bomb. How mad do you have to be to smack a nigga with the front of your fist. Idk what to be more scared of this nigga power or both or their shape ups. My nigga on the right got hit so hard his shape up folded in half and his forehead grew bout 3 ass cracks. My nigga on the left shape up so sharp it’s boutta kiss his eyebrow so tenderly. This shit scary to me. How you smack a nigga so hard your arm grow some lips. This one of those video game punches that make you want to sub a nigga out till he regain health. That man mouth bout to be swole as hell in like 10 seconds. This IS scary

(via letmespitonit)